Me: Charley, Nana has wooden spoons here to. I’m sure she’ll let me use it if you don’t straighten up.
Charley: Really Mom? Because I have a bigger one.
Me: (mouth hanging open, speechless…) I got nothin’. Moving on…

Charley: Mommy, your hair looks crazy! You look just like Aunt Sammy now!
Me: Gee thanks…would you like to call her and tell her?

Me: Charley, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Charley: Mommy, you silly, I’m not going to grow up. I’m always gonna be little and live with you!
Me: You are my favorite child….